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  1. Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D
  2. When Life Gives You a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!
  3. You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
  4. I live for Christ. He is my way, my light, my strength, and my savior :) Who's with me?
  5. Im a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!!
  6. Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil
  7. Teacher: Billy why are you crying and why did you bring your cat to school? Billy: Because I heard my dad tell my mom "When Billy leaves to school I'm gonna beat that pussy up!"
  8. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  9. "It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!"
  10. I don't care if it's rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
  11. Don't judge . . . you never know what a person's story is . . . leave that up to God!
  12. I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
  13. Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
  14. "EVERYONE SHUT THE F*CK UP!" *answers phone* "Hi Mommy :)"
  15. A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake. And he says to the girl that he'll love her, until the last one dies.
  16. My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else....
  17. "feel my legs!!!" "why...?" "i just shaved :)"
  18. A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
  19. An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of who you shouldn't go for again in the future.
  20. You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
  21. I'm telling the truth, but then I smile, and then they think I'm lying.
  22. I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times.
  23. A man asked a genie to make him a billion times smarter than anyman on earth, so the genie turned him into a woman.
  24. Mom, im 16 now. Can I have a Bra? ...No, Justin.
  25. Be kinder than necessary, because everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle.
  26. Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
  27. The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
  28. He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fu*king mosquito!
  29. When Tommy from Rugrats pulls out the screwdriver you know shits goin down!!
  30. If God is for us...who can be against us???? Do I hear an Amen????

Recent Likes

  1. Scotty Cranmer Rap Video Featuring Ronnie Surridge - Panty Droppin’
  2. asddffhiajd!!
  3. im a female with a heart break my heart ill break ego :D
  4. Going to 24 hr walmart with the family
  5. Parents: Where you Going? Child: Out! Parent: What the Hell you mean? Child: (whispers) Shut up Bye.
  6. C.L.A.S.S = Come to school Late And Start Socializing
  7. Girl 1: why is your drink so lumpy and brown? Girl 2: because.....Girl 1: can i have some?? :) Girl 2: why? Girl 1: it looks delicious....Girl 2: if you say sooo...Girl 1: picks it up, drinks some ,,,,EWW it takes like SH*T lol
  8. Nando: ay watsup vato how u been Angel: oh its all good taco boy fags have been txting me all day :) Nando: dam..
  9. I FUCKING HATE JESUS
  10. Knowing you are In Love with the person base on everything else first; than physical making love and ones' appearance. So very romantic, the kind of true love that will last a life time.
  11. words can't kill, but they fuckin hurt!.
  12. never hurting the one you truly love
  13. You go from being my friend, to my bestfriend, to my crush, to someone i just wanna murder.. How does that happen?
  14. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
  15. MASHER!!
  16. how come everytime a kid is looking in their pockets teachers get suspicious and think their texting?? like hold up do you pay my bills....NO....then keep moving lol
  17. Don't Judge. You Never Know What A Person's Story Is...
  18. TADA!!
  19. Summer 2010!!!:D
  20. I'm so FLUFFY , I'm gonna DIE!!
  21. Being younger and younger each year is always my birthday wish.
  22. i jealous i kept quite just to keep our relationship and mood well ...
  23. call me Mr.angus burger, i can make yer heart stop!!!! Oooohhhhh....i can make yer heart stop. Oooohhhh
  24. i love tea
  25. Lil Wayne's similes
  26. Staring contest when they give you that look and you cant help but smile (;
  27. I honestly Wish that you would just somehow realize that im in Lovve with you.
  28. I'm not afraid of falling inlove. I'm afraid of losing U!
  29. FORD Drive One!!!
  30. Why DOES "Everybody Hates Chris?" when he's the coolest kid on the show!