Top Likes
- Looking through a girls photos and thinking "slut..slut..slut..slut" :D
- When Life Gives You a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!
- You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
- I live for Christ. He is my way, my light, my strength, and my savior :) Who's with me?
- Im a girl but I rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!!
- Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil
- Teacher: Billy why are you crying and why did you bring your cat to school?
Billy: Because I heard my dad tell my mom "When Billy leaves to school I'm gonna beat that pussy up!"
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- "It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!"
- I don't care if it's rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
- Don't judge . . . you never know what a person's story is . . . leave that up to God!
- I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
- Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
- "EVERYONE SHUT THE F*CK UP!" *answers phone* "Hi Mommy :)"
- A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake. And he says to the girl that he'll love her, until the last one dies.
- My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else....
- "feel my legs!!!" "why...?" "i just shaved :)"
- A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him!
- An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of who you shouldn't go for again in the future.
- You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
- I'm telling the truth, but then I smile, and then they think I'm lying.
- I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times.
- A man asked a genie to make him a billion times smarter than anyman on earth, so the genie turned him into a woman.
- Mom, im 16 now. Can I have a Bra? ...No, Justin.
- Be kinder than necessary, because everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle.
- Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
- The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
- He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fu*king mosquito!
- When Tommy from Rugrats pulls out the screwdriver you know shits goin down!!
- If God is for us...who can be against us???? Do I hear an Amen????
Recent Likes
- Scotty Cranmer Rap Video Featuring Ronnie Surridge - Panty Droppin’
- asddffhiajd!!
- im a female with a heart break my heart ill break ego :D
- Going to 24 hr walmart with the family
- Parents: Where you Going? Child: Out! Parent: What the Hell you mean? Child: (whispers) Shut up Bye.
- C.L.A.S.S = Come to school Late And Start Socializing
- Girl 1: why is your drink so lumpy and brown? Girl 2: because.....Girl 1: can i have some?? :) Girl 2: why? Girl 1: it looks delicious....Girl 2: if you say sooo...Girl 1: picks it up, drinks some ,,,,EWW it takes like SH*T lol
- Nando: ay watsup vato how u been Angel: oh its all good taco boy fags have been txting me all day :) Nando: dam..
- I FUCKING HATE JESUS
- Knowing you are In Love with the person base on everything else first; than physical making love and ones' appearance. So very romantic, the kind of true love that will last a life time.
- words can't kill, but they fuckin hurt!.
- never hurting the one you truly love
- You go from being my friend, to my bestfriend, to my crush, to someone i just wanna murder.. How does that happen?
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
- MASHER!!
- how come everytime a kid is looking in their pockets teachers get suspicious and think their texting?? like hold up do you pay my bills....NO....then keep moving lol
- Don't Judge. You Never Know What A Person's Story Is...
- TADA!!
- Summer 2010!!!:D
- I'm so FLUFFY , I'm gonna DIE!!
- Being younger and younger each year is always my birthday wish.
- i jealous i kept quite just to keep our relationship and mood well ...
- call me Mr.angus burger, i can make yer heart stop!!!! Oooohhhhh....i can make yer heart stop. Oooohhhh
- i love tea
- Lil Wayne's similes
- Staring contest when they give you that look and you cant help but smile (;
- I honestly Wish that you would just somehow realize that im in Lovve with you.
- I'm not afraid of falling inlove. I'm afraid of losing U!
- FORD Drive One!!!
- Why DOES "Everybody Hates Chris?" when he's the coolest kid on the show!